kili/fili | 4,270 words | nc-17
kili asks fili for a lesson in kissing. things don’t go quite as either one of them planned.
so, i’ve had a rough week so forgive the self-indulgent babble, but—
idk why there isn’t more kili/fili fic with self-discovery and a slow-build to figuring out this thing between them and what it means, and yes, they’re teenagers and DWARVES which makes for a negative score in the emotional maturity department, so they push and pull and fight each other until it somehow becomes clear that this thing isn’t just a thing but a feeling, like a pulse, steady and sure and constant—and possibly, forever.
and, y’know, there are awkward blowjobs. and rimming. kili fucking loves rimming.
Brothers sleeping together in a pile is literally my favorite thing in the entire universe so this right now is my favorite thing in the universe.
I MEAN IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A 30K MODERN WORLD AU WHERE KILI AND FILI AREN’T RELATED BUT ARE COWORKERS IN A FUCK BUDDY RELATIONSHIP
ONLY THEY HAVE ~FEELINGS AND THINK THEY CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT AND IDK THORIN IS THEIR BOSS WHO IS LIKE ‘OH MY GOD STAHP’
MAYBE WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS, COFFEESHOP AU
The Durin Family (preface)
SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM
You DO realize that Fili and Kili are BROTHERS, right?
There’s an aaawwwwful lot of Fili/Kili shipping going on here, and it’s…kind of…weird. Like, incest ship. Which isn’t ALWAYS such a terrible thing (I mean…Lannisters, guys), but…
That’s them, glaring at you.
livejournal is being a bag of dicks right now, but i have successfully made a fili/kili post of AWESOMENESS that everyone should partake of and add their own recs as well. SEXY DWARVES FOR EVERYONE!!!
EDIT: HERE IS THE DREAMWIDTH POST, BECAUSE LJ. >:(
a little belated yule gift for my best friend