flawlessrenner:

Hansel + shirtless

Infinite list of my favorite movies » Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

“Me and my sister, we… have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We got a taste of blood, witch blood. And we haven’t stopped since.”

look, in all seriousness, this was THE MOST FUN MOVIE TO WATCH, NO LIE. i loled a LOT and had the most stupid grin on my face when i left the theater. it’s a GREAT, RIDICULOUSLY RIDICULOUS MOVIE.

infiniteeight8:

Jeremy and Gemma about Hansel’s gun [x]

I am so glad they mentioned it, because that is literally all I can think of when I see that gun. It is the most phallic gun in the history of film, I swear to god.

aaronscrossed:

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Promotional Posters

OH MAH GAH

ussrennerprise:

Jeremy Renner ‘Hansel and Gretel’ new stills + posters

this movie will be the death of me

heLP

can i just stare at all of this forever?

lmnpnch:

New Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters still

cleolinda:

(via The Brazilian Poster for Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Hits - ComingSoon.net)

A WORK OF PURE AND STAGGERING GENIUS

kanapy:

Jeremy Renner as Hansel from Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t wait to watch this movie!!!!! <3333333333333

I. LOVE. FANDOM.

uuuhshiny:

Fuck the rest just SHOW ME THIS!!! NAAAAWWWW!!!!!

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters [x]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

theoppositeoflamp:

Me and my sister? We… had a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger.We got a taste of blood. Witch blood.

And we haven’t stopped since.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

ANYONE WHO THINKS I AM NOT GOING TO SHIP THESE TWO TOGETHER DOESN’T KNOW ME AT ALL

LET’S ALL TALK ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE’RE GOING TO SPEND SEEING THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING MOVIE.